I looked like a mage today but I couldn’t properly document that.
Bowser tries to keep up his reputation as a menacing villain but in reality he’s just a huge fricking dork.
honestly tho will rhyse/communismkills/pizzaforpresident/aurevoir-mes-amis just keep cycling thru urls like we’re gonna forget about shit he never addressed? honestly he’ll be back in a week i bet you ten bucks
Fuck you I’m not that asshole.
Oh my god
A golden-haired goddess whose beauty is almost painful to look at. Her long, soft tresses are like spun gold, sparkling in the sun and blindingly bright. Her blue eyes are like that of the summer sky, reflecting wisdom and showing a gaze that knows all your deepest darkest secrets. Her skin so unbelievably soft and smooth, like satin. Her lips so red and full, tempting you with a kiss that you know you will never, ever forget, for it will be the highlight of your short, uneventful mortal life. Her dainty fingers—
I duct-taped her and stuffed her in a closet because we wouldn’t be done listening to her for another eight hours otherwise. You’re welcome.
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E S P A D A
for those who dont understand
heteronormativity and cisnormativity are the reason queer people have to come out
we are automatically assumed cis and straight unless we explicitly say otherwise, which shouldn’t happen
no one should be assumed anything until they explicitly say otherwise
it also makes being queer seen as alien and unnatural
there you go theres your crash course on hetero/cisnormativity
in case anyone was wondering where i disappeared to for some hours…i was making this
Sunset Riders, arcade.